Dear Santa,
It’s me Garland GingerFluff I just needed to say something to you, I’m quitting my job today. I am sick and tired of making hundreds of presents while you are just sitting there eating your milk and cookies. Also why doesn’t my sister Gingersnap GingerFluff not need to do any work, I know she’s your favorite don’t try and hide that. If you really want me to stay or you still want me to be your elf I have a few requests that you will have to change in order for me to stay, you will have to make the presents with us and if you don’t know how to do that, that will be easy we will just teach you how to. Also you have to let me have a break for a year while my sister replaces me. The last requirement that I want is for you to let me ride your sleigh and do HUGE loop de loops in the sky.
Thank You Very Much And Goodbye,
Garland GingerFluff
